so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I would ride that face into the sunset
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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