Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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