Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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