that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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