Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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