after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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