Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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