fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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