Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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