Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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