BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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