My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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