margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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