Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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