3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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