How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
A bitchslap is in order.
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