weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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