No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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