is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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