I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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