I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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