Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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