Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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