You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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