Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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