Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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