worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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