Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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