So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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