It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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