Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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