the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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