At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
