He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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