Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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