and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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