i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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