why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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