just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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