drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you win again, gameday.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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