Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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