There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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