Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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