Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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