Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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