just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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