So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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