I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Panties = found
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