She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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