i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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