I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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