Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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