Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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