i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We just shotgunned beers for America
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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