Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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