Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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