Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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